leaned back, spread my legs…
I mean, I was only asking for
a few half-hearted thrusts like
3 at most
You were all,
“The guy’s right there…” and
“…they probably have video cameras…”
(you motioned to the invisible corners of the store)
I was like,
“It would’ve only taken 3 seconds and
we could’ve forever said,
‘that was the Starbucks we pretend fucked in’
whenever we passed it, but
it’s too late now…”
You said it would’ve ended up on
YouTube or something.
You said they would’ve recognized
your bat tattoo.
“Whatever,” I said. “You used to be fun…”
Then I went outside and poured hot coffee all over my wrist so I could feel something.