Your Health, The Musk Bag by Ben Myers

(Taken from 'Spam: Email-Inspired' Poems' by Ben Myers, published by Blackheath Books)

your neighbours lost their alarm clock today
your neighbours lost that fat today.

many nice things suck
yet you inherited a small dick from your father
the fountain of sperm

one good turn
gets most of the blankets
but your muscles are nothing
if you can't show them off

ever stop to think and forget to start again?